A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.
George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.
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The Greek military police's name for beating of a prisoner by a group of military police using thier fists.
The ESA (Army Police Corps) from 1967 to 1974 used many different methods of torture including, "tea party" and "tea party with toast".
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The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.
Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?

Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.

Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.
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1. The now-defunct rock band. The ultra-pretentious douchebag Jeff Martin announced the end of The Tea Party at a press conference in 2005, allowing his two band-mates of 30 years (Stuart Chatwood, Jeff Burrows) to find out that their careers had been terminated by getting phone calls from journalists.

Once mighty, The Tea Party have fallen off the ends of the Earth, with their songs now only occasionally played on Canadian rock stations to help fulfill the CRTC's Canadian-content regulations. Already, most college and university students have no clue that this band ever existed.

2. To be a Canadian rock band that is hugely successful in Canada and overseas, but compromises their integrity with vain attempts to penetrate the U.S. market.

1. The Tea Party's only #1 hit was Heaven Coming Down.

2. I hope Billy Talent stick to their guns instead of being a Tea Party.
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An orgy or an out of control sex parrrtay.
Becca like to have tea parties with all of her little friends, and hopefully she doesnt tell her mom what it means.
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weed smokeout. Associated terms include "tea kettle" for bong, "tea leaves" for weed, and "brewing" for smoking.
"shit son, let's have a tea party"
"don't bogart that tea"
"Son, what did you do today? I went to a tea party and was brewing some tea leaves with my friends"
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when a group of people get together to gossip or talk about drama
Who invited you to the tea party?
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