cute brunette that has been accused of having great "you know what im talkin bouts" because she stole them from her friends who are now flat chested. known for taking care of goobers as is often coupled with one.
da swiper better take care of her goober that ran into too many trees on a snowboard.
by senor goobtastic January 10, 2011
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A person who engages in cockblocking, and or the act of swivving.
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A wacknigga or a hater with no game who can't pull hoes of his own so he resorts to cockblocking
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A sneaky nigga who tries to trick or swiv on his friends.

The term comes from Dora the Explorer, a little kid show that features Swiper the Fox, who always steals from Dora
Man I was pullin these hoes last nite, til this Swiper the Fox, started tryna swiv.

That nigga tries to get at every girl I talk to, he a fuckin Swiper the Fox- ass nigga.
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The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.
Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"
by rupertthebear March 4, 2014
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After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.
Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!
by Missy Kitty May 28, 2023
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A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.
The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.
by meqanick September 30, 2018
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UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.
Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.
by black flag May 29, 2004
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