The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.
Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.
by CountDisc0 June 27, 2015
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A crazy Red haired trinity drunken guy.
Dude is Red Ted coming to the party tonight?
by Mkellso September 30, 2004
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