A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.
Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?
Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.
Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016