4 definitions by SuperNerdToTheRescue
1/2 oz of Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron, 1 tablet of GHB. Serve chilled. Garnish with slice of lime. Will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to pass out, leaving them open to sexual violation.
Frat Guy #1: Hey, so how are you gonna try to get Vanessa over there to fuck with you tonight?
Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*
Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.
Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*
Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.
Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?
Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.
Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
1. A western lowland gorilla that was shot in a tragic incident where a child had fallen into the animal's enclosure at the Cincinnati zoo
2. A meme based on the now dead gorilla that died faster than the gorilla did
2. A meme based on the now dead gorilla that died faster than the gorilla did
1) Harambe was rather enraged at the presence of a human in his habitat, and his irritability made it less likely that tranquilizers would have worked
2) Those who complain about 2016, yet contributed to the rise of Harambe on the internet have only themselves to blame
2) Those who complain about 2016, yet contributed to the rise of Harambe on the internet have only themselves to blame
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016