a term similar to "hit it and quit it," that is primarily used by non-muggles, harry potter fans, and people who's name is similar to harry potter.
ron: 'dude, harry. that chick is so fiine.'
harry: 'dude i know! but shes annoying, so i think i'm gonna hit it and quidditch'
harry: 'dude i know! but shes annoying, so i think i'm gonna hit it and quidditch'
by qudditchfan101 October 23, 2009
Prak-tis Noun, verb, -ticed, -ticing
-Noun
1. A really awesome event in which people afflicted with Quidditch!addiction gather together to engage in seriously addicting MSN chats, which include (occasionally drunken) voice clips and webcam sessions. Quidditch will also occur simultaneously during "prak-tis", though participants make no promise as to paying attention to said Quidditch. Individuals who enjoy practice normally eat practice pitches for breakfast and can be seen zooming around the pitch & stadium on their FIREBOTLS, looking incredibly cool.
-Noun
1. A really awesome event in which people afflicted with Quidditch!addiction gather together to engage in seriously addicting MSN chats, which include (occasionally drunken) voice clips and webcam sessions. Quidditch will also occur simultaneously during "prak-tis", though participants make no promise as to paying attention to said Quidditch. Individuals who enjoy practice normally eat practice pitches for breakfast and can be seen zooming around the pitch & stadium on their FIREBOTLS, looking incredibly cool.
by bn.scripted May 6, 2009
A vulgar sex act in which one inserts a broom stick into another, while he/she is being penetrated by a "Professor Snape"
by TheMormonizer August 5, 2011
Sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates through the septum ring or nostril ring of the female partner.
by The real 61 January 6, 2020
Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.
When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.
When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.
Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.
JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.
Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.
JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!
Harry: Quidditch pro quo.
JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.
Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.
JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!
Harry: Quidditch pro quo.
by Option 22 February 4, 2020
Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.
This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.
This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.
We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.
by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021
by TDYSTokp March 15, 2017