When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
by fudgepantsquarejob November 30, 2014
Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy
by Weaselbub November 13, 2016