the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.

The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.

by hitokiri October 5, 2003

the professor

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.

Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.

by Frank W. Dux January 2, 2007

Professor

Knows quite a lot about science stuff.

Jesus incarnate.

We praise Professor Dave for his never ending knowledge.

by Bigboi68.5 March 15, 2019

Professor Professorson

A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.

Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!

Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.

by SnakeonPlane November 28, 2010

Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."

Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

by detective kim April 21, 2020

professor cal

Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.

Did you hear that Professor Cal got his YouTube banned?

by Girlfriend material November 22, 2020