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In slam poetry, the strategy of overwhelming your opposing team with group-pieces, allowing individuals poets to take stage multiple times, thus creating bias and favoritism from the judges' end towards particualr poets; name comes from the Full-Court Press used in basketball.
Man, Team Albuquerque used The Press to bring up their best poet three times and it was over.
by Curtis X Meyer November 20, 2010
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"The Press" is the politically correct term for a group of dishonest, conniving, scandalous photographers and journalists who send their articles and photos to trashy magazine companies for money. They spreads lies and gossip about celebrities, they turn facts into fiction, and they dig deep into the lives of innocent people until they find something to write about. They spread dishonest slander about people, especially if they can find an interesting news story.

There seems to be only 1 honest journalist nowadays: Brian Williams. Other than Brian Williams, the rest of the press is no different than the paparazzi.
Press Journalist 1: Look at this scoop! This man robbed a bank!

Press Journalist 2: No he didn't. The robbery was committed by one of the tellers. This man you are writing about is innocent.

Press Journalist 1: Haven't you learned anything about working for "The Press?" It doesn't matter whether or not we get the facts right, what only matters is that the facts are interesting! Now, put it on the front page.

Two weeks later, an innocent man loses his reputation because of a crime he did not commit.
by The Common Satirist July 03, 2013
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the general public or local gossip mill, which creates drama
I haven't told anyone yet cuz I don't wanna deal with the press.
by wtfisthisnamefor May 25, 2005
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The news.
The latest info.

(I think I caught this a few years ago)
If not I pulled it out of my as*.
"Yo,what's the press on Grand Trismo 4".
It will be out in March.
by j.d. December 16, 2004
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