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A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.
The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.
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The drop of semen at the end of your penis when a girl squeezes it up to the top after you ejaculate.
I thought she was finished, but she squeezed up the pearl to finish me off.
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A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.
Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)
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