Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.
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by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 3, 2009
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A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 20, 2017
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