Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

the office

the uk one is horse shit but the office is my shit its the best fucking show in the world

everyone: the office. thats my shit right there.

by Eeeeeee eeeeeee March 27, 2020

Officer

Another word for cocksucker.

"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."

by ChrisWoltz January 5, 2018

officer

Short for Police Officer

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

by Knowledge November 10, 2003

offical

what everyone claims there tree is these days. Offical as in good weed

"Yo I got that offical"

by Peachez June 9, 2004

office

Ice that is beyond its expiration date.

Man I feel terrible, it must have been the office I had at that cheap Indian place.

by WorkVitamins March 14, 2008

officer

one who exemplifies the purity of the word toolbag

that officer is a toolbag

by not a tool April 7, 2009