The act of packing you penis hole with cocaine, then penetrating then analy penetrating the other party. When climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. Also known as "the Pompeï"
I gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!
by matchstickmen January 27, 2011
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When you have a long weekend filled with booze and cigarettes and you feel like shit the next day and you want to shoot yourself. Usually you are sweating, have indigestion, diarrhea and mumble your words.
God, that weekend down at the lake was hell on my liver. Ugh, Musket.
by SimpyJ August 23, 2011
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When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.
At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.
by Isi Sirius June 12, 2012
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a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.
Dik gives his dog the musket every night.
by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008
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When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.
She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.
by CAGP June 21, 2010
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It is another name for an erect penis
My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off
by Ballswag96 January 21, 2012
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The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.
"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?
by karfighting September 27, 2009
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