Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'
"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose
by Br1tishs7ang July 5, 2017
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When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.
I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.
by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 2, 2016
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Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.
"hi2u mongoose!"
"omg, you're a mongoose."
"mongeese rock."
by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 1, 2004
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To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.
I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.
by Jill Abell March 30, 2008
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to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes
"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"
by kush agrawal March 20, 2005
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A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
by Neature Guy July 27, 2011
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