3 definitions by Br1tishs7ang

Patch

To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out

"Freya keeps texting me loads of bullshit"
"Just patch her"

by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017

Bloody

A phrase used by the British, to portray anger or sudden shock. It can also be used to emphasise words.

Bloody hell the house looks like a pigsty
I can't get this bloody thing working

by Br1tishs7ang July 16, 2017

Mongoose

Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'

"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose

by Br1tishs7ang July 5, 2017