The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack
by Colossal Insight November 22, 2007
A terrifying, deadly, bloody massacre that happened in Glaggleland. Many Glaggles died because of it. The Enphosos were the ones that caused this massacre. This massacre wasn't joyous at all.
Glaggle: What is a Glaggleland Massacre?
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.
by glaggleforever April 26, 2023
by Boywithnoname1 November 9, 2009
Erdmee's Massacre is one of the most widely popular, marvelous innovative movie of history. The movie narrates of the sexy guy Erdmes adventure with bad bois such as targan stand user, tuvshinpleasure, king sonor and how he beat them. It broke most of the movie all time records at the time.
by DakeDure September 27, 2021
When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.
by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015
When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.
Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".
by John Atams July 2, 2010
When a girl is in the process of giving a handjob and the guy is about to jizzum..she leaves the room and makes him finish alone with a paper towel.
by High Five For Safety! January 16, 2006