by xoxobitchez May 27, 2011
Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.
Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.
by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003
by Daveydcampo October 26, 2019
The ultimate meal eaten by only the most epic 9-year-olds (and Garfield)
Popular YouTuber PewDiePie is where this version of the word originated, in his disstrack on soon-to-overtake him YouTuber T-Series (who has big gay)
Popular YouTuber PewDiePie is where this version of the word originated, in his disstrack on soon-to-overtake him YouTuber T-Series (who has big gay)
by UltimateEpicGamer9yearold2009 December 21, 2018
When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.
He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.
He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.
by abdawg12345678 August 20, 2009
A haircut typically sported by male fans of EBM music. Distinguished by a shaven head with a small patch of hair left at the top which resembles the Italian dish, lasagna.
by kommandantK September 6, 2006