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The act of ejaculating in a person's ear.
If you don't shut up i'll give you the Lansky
by Krieger82 December 01, 2006

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The Lansky: the act of ejaculating directly into the ear or ear canal, or having ejaculate administered into the ear canal: one can be given, or can give the Lansky

Pronunciation:
\'land-ske\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
English,
Date:
20th century
John accidentally gave Jane The Lansky when she unexpectedly turned her head.

Jane couldn't hear for three days after she got The Lansky at a party.

Instead of a facials, John likes giving Jane The Lansky.
by Peter Glodowski September 25, 2007

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