The act of ejaculating in a person's ear.
If you don't shut up i'll give you the Lansky
The Lansky: the act of ejaculating directly into the ear or ear canal, or having ejaculate administered into the ear canal: one can be given, or can give the Lansky
John accidentally gave Jane The Lansky when she unexpectedly turned her head.
Jane couldn't hear for three days after she got The Lansky at a party.
Instead of a facials, John likes giving Jane The Lansky.