lad

A teen generally located in Western Sydney, Australia. Usually thinking they're the 'shit' or they're 'all that.'Generally uneducated and small minded, only "skills" are stealing and attempting to fight. Wears football shorts or adidas track pants and a polo shirt with the collar up. Generally dirty, skinny and bogan looking. Unliked by everyone except each other. Also abundantly uses the word 'eshays' which is a word the lad subculture invented themselves.

lad 1 - hey bruz,
lad 2 - yo bro!
lad 1 - just fuckin' rolled some cunt for his fannypack.
lad 2 - ESHAYS cunt!!!
lad 1 - Yea boi!
*they start sucking each others cocks*

by Brian1212121 January 19, 2008

Lads

A sub-culture of Australian male youths aged 16-25 who wear Nike TN shoes Canterbury tracksuit pants nautica t-shirts with colars poped wear white Nike dri fit hats and usually carry a bumbag,They also wear other clothes such as adidas trackies or adidas hats or carry adidas bumbags or nike bumbags,Usually they hang outside train stations shopping malls or parks looking for innocent people to mug or pick a fight with most lads are usually skinny and no taller than 5 foot 9 some have ice scabs from doing to much drugs..

Guy 1:Dude your such a lad Guy 2:why? Guy 1: Look at you man Canterbury trackies ya TN'S n ya dri fit hat haha :Guy 2 yeah man I look like a sik cant eh?

Lebo guy:Cuzzy I hate lads. Lebo guy 2:I know man they try dress talk n act like us eh bra?

Teenage kid:Man I got rolled yesterday outside the train station Teenage kid 2 :Wtf you serious was it lads rolled ya Teenage kid:Yeah dude n they rolled this other kid last week apparently, thats what the cops said...

by Harry69 March 1, 2010

lad

A phrase overused by middle/upper class Jack Willis wearing twats conveying their faux-machismo, those who like any music that is played in Yates or other shitty mainstream clubs whilst trying to retain credibility by liking Indie such Oasis and The Stone Roses...because those bands are popular amongst football fans, and what kind of "lad" wouldn't want to fit in with the football crowd. Act like they're salt of the earth when they're actually at Uni, courtesy of mummy and daddy and their money. Usually seen chatting up a vapid airhead who dresses like a supermodel in a put on regional accent (they never forget to use as much regional slang as they can!), who is drawn in by his "charms" because she is so void of personality. Usually thinks Inbetweeners is cutting edge TV, sees Cook from Skins as a role model and is more interested in Pete Doherty's tabloid habits than his actual music which they haven't actually heard, despite professing their love for The Libertines. Pinnacle of annoying loudmouth, they can usually be seen outside a takeaway at 3AM bellowing at each other because it's "banter", a word they overuse to the point of deserving to be punched.

"I had a well mental night last night lad! I went to Oceana with the lads and did 26 shots! I was hanging! Then I bumped into this Southern pansy who didn't like the checkered shirt I was wearing, so I said 'get t'fuck, laddeh' and I think he was intimidated by my accent cos I'm a proper Northerner, but it was just a bit of banter! Then I met this bird - see how I use the word 'bird'? Cos I'm a proper lad and did I mention how I'm from up North too? Anyway she looked like Amy Childs but fitter and with bigger tits! BANTER! She says that she loves my woman's clothes that I'm always wearing, which I bought from Topman. Anyway, I left with the lads and bought some chips, but then we had some well epic banter by throwing them at each other! Top night lads! Mental! Now I have to phone mummy for some money as I spent all my student loan at Topman"

by LadsAreActuallyPonces November 9, 2011

lads

Lads are usually teenagers that fail in school and drop out, spending their lives 'bumming' around the same place 7 days a week.
They can be spotted by their white caps (usually of polo brand) tilted up showing the front of their hair. Also they wear shorts (also of polo or nautica brand) no matter what season it is, they wear them even when it is snowing, they also wear polo or nautica shirts, with the collar popped up and lastly they wear sports shoes, in most cases nike TN's.

man that party was so sh*t, yeh man all those lads and their sh*t taste in clothes, it was -10c and they still wear shorts

by Aidan Chan October 18, 2005

lad

Poofs who gang people that are having a good time. Usually never by themselves always in a group. They look disguisting with a gringy smile and seedy hair. Skinny but think their some kind of ali. Wear nautica jackets/hoodies and canterberry trackpants/footy shorts.

Lad: (High pitched weird accent) Oi braahh im lads dun fuck with it maaang
Wog: Show us ya stripes cunt
Lad: (Unzips jacket) Yeaaahhhh
Wog: Brah... FUCK tha lads maan
Wog: eshayz adlayz caaant fuck ya...
Lad: (Pulls out a pocket knife) I told ya dun fuck wi ittt
Wog(s): (shoot lad)

by ray charles12 January 20, 2008

lad

An English phenonemon, lads hang around in packs, drink heavily, watch soccer and attempt to kill each other afterwards, enjoy pictures of bare naked laydeez while singing inane and tuneless songs all too loudly, such as...

Oh we are the lads, we are the lads, we are, we are, we are the lads!

by Elroy June 8, 2003

lad

An Australian Name for a teenage guy who is always wearing nautica polo shirts with the collar up like hes some big deal, some kind of champion tracksuit pants or shorts, Shox or Tn's and a Dri fit with a rat tail pocking out the end. They usually all think there hot shit and speak alot of piglatin e.g. "adlay" "illchay" "eshays". Usually into techno and hardstyle and are good at shuffeling or Gabbering, which looks like there feet are moving to fast for there bodies and there in the middle of an epeleptic fit of some-sort. They spend there days at train stations or shopping centers bumming around, rolling people and tagging(graffiti) trains and walls.

Lad1: aay bra sdoin?
Lad 2: Nothin adlay just illchin how bout you

Lad 1: yea just rolled some old cunt haha!
Lad 2: eshaays braa!

by Dee.x December 7, 2009