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Andrew H. Leitao's penis. while abnormally large in size and girth, it unfortunately does not live in the ocean and destroy ships for davy jones. it is in his pants and destroys vaginas. see also mandingo
" when andy has nekkid time, he unleashes The Kraken". or is also stated to unwilling bed time victims, but only in a liam neeson voice.
by lomac15109 February 22, 2011
 
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When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.

Best results with used or unflushed toilet.

-MJB & JO
Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.
by mattybecks521 June 25, 2011
 
3.
A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.
Dude, put your pants back on, i don't want to sit here and look at The Kraken.
by ihatebuffering March 05, 2011
 
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An 18 year old girl by the nick name of NT has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. A monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.
Dude nt's bergina is like THE KRAKEN!! Not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles
by Megreaterthenyou February 06, 2011