A horrendous venereal disease VD
affecting many men in Western Canada. Usually contracted through unprotected sex or intensive conversation with the host.
Can also lead to engorged clitoris clit
or bizarre encounters with an eraser.
My goodness son! I've been a Medical Doctor for many years and I have never seen such an advanced case of The Kliss on a man of your health. You'd better smarten up your sexual behaviours!