When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.
Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
by The nefarious ween February 28, 2011
This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
by Huey Long August 15, 2009