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A sexy stealth face blasting move in where you pull your "dork" out and blow your load in a smiley face motion on the girls/boys face and when they are just about to yell at you, you say "WHY SOOOO SERIOUS!?!?!?"
I gave my bitch the Joker last night...we laughed all night long...she's all smiles now!
by Smokin' Joker September 12, 2008
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When you are havin sex with a girl while she is on her period and you pull out, wipe her blood on the sides of her lips into a smile and say "let's put a smile on that face."
My girlfriend dumped me cause I just gave her the joker.
by Day Pass July 01, 2009
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a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.
guy 1: my missus is on the blob.

guy 2: you should straight up joker her!

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!
by bobbypear February 11, 2012
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A sexual act when a woman has intercourse with a man, while she is at the end of her menstrual cycle, and then the man ejaculates semen and blood on her face turning her into Heath Ledger as The Joker. The man then asks: "Why so serious?!"
"I woke up this morning with The Joker."
by Sweet Cinnamon Bunns August 01, 2012
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When a guy is about to nut on a girls face and he farts instead. She starts to laugh, and then you cum all over her face.
I was at a batman convention and a guy did the Joker. It smelt so bad, but it tasted so good.
by 407princess May 07, 2010
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When you place your penis in your girlfriends mouth and drag it down her cheek. Bonus points if you say " Why so Serious? " before you do it.
Last night I introduced my girlfriend into " The Joker"
by KyleLawsonTV January 22, 2012
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When you apply period blood to both sides of your cheeks to make your appearance resemble that of Heath Ledger's character in the Batman series.
You can obtain the joker by using your fingers to smear on the blood or simply perform cunnilingus with vigor.
by John Hammond April 16, 2012
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