Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
by Michael December 5, 2004
Buying from someone you trusted who grabbles naturally to collect for himself your soul ; the price of your sins, weaknesses and addictions .
by Nimron September 19, 2019
Persons sole job is to clean the cum up inside and out of a frequently fucked pussy everytime it's fucked by anybody other than her mate!
by Bluebook766 February 29, 2016
A best friend that can be met through college. Someone who will later on could be your future co-worker, hence the name "Highlands Janitor" they're too worthy to be a janitor. They can also be offered Granola Bars and if you want, can also invite them to your dorms, that's if your college has dorms. One should be REALLY careful when meeting a Highlands Janitor, they can do some weird things. Weird sexual things while at it as well. See also best friend or sex offender
Ralph: Hey Highlands Janitor, you want a granola bar?
Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.
Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.
by Truter November 10, 2017
A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
by gogglyeyed October 24, 2013
by Jim The Janitor December 4, 2012
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 5, 2021