To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.
"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."
by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003
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1.A Janitor of your neighborhood,city,town,state can refer to a member of your local drug syndicate,or organized crime mob. He is the individual who holds the key's. The "key's" represent "something" such as quantities of various drugs,valuable or rare information, Valuable knowledge such as( geographical,info., personal info., inside info.).

2. The Janitor can also be designated, or named by a group,gang,orginization(faculty) as a whole to be the individual who does "dirty" jobs that no-one else can stomach , or that no-one else necissarily has the expertise or know-how,patience, etc. to complete efficientley.

3. The Janitor , holds the "keys" that can unlock the entire "school", "building", "office", "complex", etc.
The Janitor posesses the keys to life, thus everyone wants to be "friends" or on the good side of the janitor because he can always find you a shortcut, or the quickest route to where you need to go. He has the lay of the land, see's all, hear's all, and can help you out when you need it the most.
by BIG J Reppin 602,480,623 July 17, 2006
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usually pertaining to video games most seen in shooter games.someone who gets in the action during the middle when people are already dying.the janitor or designated player finishes or kills off all the dying players
by Kevin Nielsen August 11, 2006
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A after sexual intercourse activity - where you nut in a rag - commonly called a "nutrag" but in this situation your using a more custodial or shop rag type towel, after cumming in this towel you then slap it in your partner's face and tell them they've been hit by the "Janitor"
You have been at the club all evening and pick up a pretty descent bimbo for later in the evening festivities. Right after you've "gotten yours" because no one cares about hers, you quickly slap the cum filled "janitor" towel on her face. By accomplishing this you secure a quick and speedy "getaway" while she's in bathroom thinking what an asshole without the, "can I have your number?", "will I see you again soon?" questions.
by Spidy November 13, 2007
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A Janitor is the kinda guy who pulls girls so hard, that he practically cleans up all the available girls, leaving none for anyone else.
Wow, look at Dean go. He's The Janitor.
by dspirsoni June 4, 2014
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To be intoxicated.

Also used as an adj.
I'm so janitored.

we're getting janitored tonight.
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Dude, thats janitor as fuck.
by X1 CHIMAIRA 1x April 7, 2004
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A hypocrite who is always wrong but never will admit it so he likes to silence anyone's opinions. Also has the ugliest kid I have ever laid eyes on.
Your opinions do not matter because I am JANITOR and what I said goes.
by JimDandy September 21, 2003
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