A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021

Hitchhiker

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

by Skippyandpete November 5, 2020

Hitchhiker

Hitchhiker:

To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.

On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker

by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009

hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole

She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.

by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

Hitchhiker

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

by John Clever March 20, 2003

hitchhiker

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry

"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"

by EmmyFoofoo May 6, 2008

hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an item that is placed in a geocache, and has instructions to travel to other caches.
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker

Placed a hitchhiker in the last cache i found, i sure hope it travels the world!

by outlive December 17, 2006