Highest Paid Person's Opinion. Failing orgs usually have a HiPPO-wins culture. Often spotted in pre-digital\digital-denying companies with towering hierarchies. Bad decisions are made by managers who have never written a line of code in their lives and little knowledge versus the software engineers beneath them.
Software engineer: Why have we just spent a gazillion dollars on Oracle licences?
Software engineer2: Oh, a passing salesman pitched to our HiPPO head of department, and now he wants the DBAs to write our business logic in Stored Procedures
by bucolicdictionary March 23, 2021
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Hippo.. meaning very fat person that needs to go to the gym more and cut dwn on the mcdonalds.

Most common name.. floyd
Yo floyd.. u shud get dwn to the gym u hippo
by Tosh April 8, 2005
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A slang term for the tendency of groups to pick up or joke about on an individuals minor character trait thereby reinforcing that trait.
The majority of entries on urban dictionary are hippos
by Jobin March 6, 2007
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A person who is fat, ugly and stupid, who looks kind of like a hippo, these people are really stupid, demanding and spit a lot when they talk.
My science teacher, Ms. Park is a hippo
by yo mamma December 31, 2005
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ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed
by Swift December 14, 2003
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Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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A slang term for weed started by two students at a college outside of Boston. The students have linked it to a few songs already, one even by Bob Marley
"yo, you got that hippo?"

"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"

by folier May 1, 2007
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