frosty helen keller

Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!

Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.

by clitfuck December 6, 2013

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helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 7, 2018

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Helen miller

helen is my favorite person. she’s the type of girl that i can text and everything will feel like it’s gonna be okay. she’s my weird little band kid, nobody else’s. and her and benji are dating.

oh look it’s helen miller, the middle part got me like, “sheesh”

by yourmothersmainhoe March 31, 2021

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helen miller

helen miller is the best. i love helen lol.

helen miller is gay, but she loves some weird girl.

by March 11, 2021

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Helen Keller'ed

When the sex is so good, they're left completely incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, or even think straight; completely in their own world for a sec there.

M: J Helen Keller'ed me so well this morning, I couldn't get out of bed for an additional two hours before eating a real breakfast!!

by GrkGdss June 4, 2023

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