A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."
Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.
a slang word used for the city of Hamilton Ont.
I'm from the hammer yo
A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"
Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls
. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish
. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass
in her face. If you accidentally shart
you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer
"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"
The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."
Dude 2: "Fuck..."
Nickname for your buddy who's hung like a horse
Everyone called Nick 'The Hammer' after seeing him naked in the shower at school.
When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.
Kristin gave me The Hammer last night. My dick is gonna be bruised for a week now.