gun show

Used to describe when your flexxxing and showing off to a girl. Or guy.

Hey check out my gun show and feel the invigoration(whip out penis and pee).

by JoshKaebisch July 7, 2006

Gun Show

Used to describe the gay huddle that occurs when one (or more) man (usually in a bar or other crowed event) exposes his penis and other men gather around to check it out. A "gun show" is not the exposed penis on its own, but includes the gathering that occurs.

John: "I went to the bar for another beer but got side tracked at the gun show over in the corner. Turns out Sam really does have a huge dick."

Bob: "Johnny loves showing off his big dick."
Peter: "Give him one more beer and I guarantee he'll start a gun show with those guys he's talking too."

by PJMillar July 6, 2009

Ticket to the Gun Show

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"

by DieAtTheSameTime September 4, 2011

Gun Show and Ham Raffle

The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.

(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)

Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.

Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.

Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!

by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012