The next step down from god. When something little goes right, or a plan comes to fruition, you thank gord, instead of god. "thank god" is generally reserved for the larger victories, such as winning the lottery.
by Varick von francis March 23, 2009
A lizard of the thunderous species; a thunder lizard. Can be found at Shambhala sleeping in a cool dark place.
Look at that Gord! Just chilling in his cool dark dank place, one of the greatest thunder lizards I've ever seen!
by JadoreEDM October 27, 2011
by SuperSonicX September 24, 2006
A fart so disgustingly rancid that it can clear out a room. Friends and co-workers alike will run for the exits holding their breath or gasping for air.
1) I think someone must have Gord in here with the amount of casualties lying on the floor.
2) I walked in the room and everyone else was clawing their way out. It appears someone must have Gord in here.
2) I walked in the room and everyone else was clawing their way out. It appears someone must have Gord in here.
by cantbreathe December 29, 2014
The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has a bigger cock than Don. Everyone has a bigger one than Patty, it seems. Gary is a macho spear man. But don't forget. Gord is the man.
by Man Bat July 18, 2003
Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides.
Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"
Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"
by Jimmie Pepperoni April 29, 2008