One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.
"That's the joke, Fleming."
by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008
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A person who lives in Flanders (the northern region of Belgium) or whose ethnic roots come from Flanders.
Jan speaks Dutch very well, because he is a Fleming.
by Les aveux du garcon August 15, 2016
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A Fleming is a type of monkey that likes to sing Harry Hippo
by Bobbas12345 September 20, 2019
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The biggest waste of life there is.

Stay clear at all costs

She will cheat on you and then act like nothings wrong

She will leave you and make it seem like your fault when she cheated on you

Don’t fall for the trap

Stay clear like the gap between the platform and the train, if you want to stay in one piece that is.
Lucy Fleming back cheating and ruining life’s yet again
by The allmighty truth teller October 16, 2019
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The very talented videographer of 5 Seconds of Summer. Ryan often works closely with photographer Andy DeLuca to create magnificent content. Ryan always edit videos that bring many laughs and tears to viewers. In addition to 5SOS, he has also done work for Guess and Red Bull. Not only does he shoot video, but he also does photography. He has shot at places like Coachella, Wango Tango, and for various bands besides 5SOS.
Fan 1: Who is that guy with the camera?
Fan 2: That's Ryan Fleming!
by Stream Babycalon March 30, 2020
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SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack
Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.
by Kallo160 January 15, 2019
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Lucy Fleming is the biggest cunt in all the land

If you want to live a good life avoid at all costs

Lucy Fleming makes everyone she ever speaks to want to die on the spot after she has done her voodo on them and got what she was after
Oh you got ruined by Lucy Fleming too

She is the most despicable person ever
Lucy Fleming dead’s the vibe
by Theallseeingeye November 16, 2019
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