Executive Workout

To drink a couple of tallboys in the sauna after a hard workout.

Hey bob, want to hit the gym for an executive workout after the meeting tonight?

by KingOfUOIT October 4, 2010

Executive lounge

BEST GROUPCHAT EVER. Everyone in there is hilarious and i love all of u. seriously i actually love u guys so much and i hope we can meet one day☹️🙏

Shays friend: Who r u texting??
Shay: oh my FAV PEOPLE EVER. Executive lounge!

by shylar jones 🧚‍♀️💞 November 23, 2021

Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.

Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023

executableness

How much a person is likely to be executed.

Dude1:Dude that Chick is so ugly Her executableness is off the charts!
Dude2: Dude, that is a Dude.

by jake winn December 12, 2009