The type of motherfucker Who gets pussy,
Who is smart and doesn't fuck strippers. Because they have STD’S. Itching and burning, Stanky Fishy. Anyways When you’re a Dylan, You can hook up with mom’s And get you’re Best friend to call you daddy (No homo tho). It’s the appropriate term so it ain’t gay.
“Dylan Stop fucking my mom, Dude”
“Meet you’re new dad
Harder Papi, Harder .“
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Very nice, funny, and awesome person. This person, usually a boy, can appear shy but is actually fun and outgoing. Some people who don't know him will call him a "fag" or a "homo" but these alligations are completely false. This idividual has goregeous blue eyes and awesome hair, he is tall, and is good at breaking hearts although that was not his intention.

Dylan's are sweet and caring, though they do not express their feelings to others. They can be friends with almost anyone. The sight of one Dylan could make you faint from pure awesomeness.

Most people adore him because, lets be honest, what's not to adore?!

If you come in contact with a Dylan, approach him calmly and start a conversation. But while doing this...dont ever, EVER bring up Taylor Swift becasue you could send them on a frenzy of hate! In conclusion, Dylans are one of the most beautiful, awesome creatures to walk the face of the planet (see Earth), they are so super sweet, and could make almost anyone fall for them in about five minutes. Dylans are truly unique.
Dylan is the guy that all girls (in their right mind) would want and all the guys would go gay for.
by IChooseYou April 23, 2011
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A kindhearted person who comes across weird but is a good person who is secretly humble. Incredibly romantic would do anything for the girl he loves hoping that would feel the same way about him
Omg a guy got me flowers for no reason he's such a Dylan
by Chicken123 April 4, 2013
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An amazing boy. Is a gentleman through and through and will never wrong a lady. He is kind and proves chivalry is not dead. There is not anyone more perfect than a Dylan. Such boys deserve praise for their kindness.
Dylan is so sweet.
by Definitely A Cutie February 28, 2019
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Dylan is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Dylan you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Dylan can make any sadness float away in seconds. A Dylan has an amazing tummy, amazing. if you're lucky enough to sleep over with him look out for the morning where you will see the best combination of bed hair and morning voice imaginable. You will trust him with your life because you know that nothing you tell him will go anywhere else if you don't want it to. Your relationship with him won't be perfect, but Never pass up the opportunity to be with a Dylan, unless you want to miss out on the best relationship you could ever imagine in your whole life. If you get a Dylan, keep hold of him, tightly. You won't regret it
Holy crap there’s Dylan he’s so hot!! Hey why can’t you be like Dylan? He’s so freakin sweet!!
by Kaitlyn58 March 14, 2018
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A Dylan is the most amazing guy on the planet. He is typically a nerd. A really hot nerd who should take his shirt off more often. Dylans usually have wavy brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and glasses. They enjoy playing video games and watching geeky movies and TV shows like Star Wars or Chuck. They tend to listen to classic and alternative rock, and they hate country and Justin Bieber. A Dylan has the best sense of humor you will ever come across. He is extremely silly, but he is also a very sweet, caring boyfriend. He would never pressure a girl to do anything she wasn't ready for. Dylans appreciate and love their families. They will make their girlfriends bacon. A girl who holds the heart of a Dylan is a very lucky girl indeed!
My boyfriend Dylan is the sweetest guy in the world!
by Rapunzel11 December 8, 2011
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One who can be irresistable, funny, true, good natured, creative, chill and smells way good.

Usually Dylan comes with a fun package. No not that kind. But he always makes your day better. Dylan's are usually very cute and easy to have a crush on. Most people of this name are also very real, true, down to earth, and also know how to make you feel the heat of the moment when it's right. Of course, they give you the choice to try something.That's fairness. Flirty and seductiveness is their natural talent.
Yesterday I got a ride with Dylan back home, I feel comfortable around him.
by chocolate booty November 4, 2010
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