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The Donald = Unadulterated Horseshit.
The Donald is an Internet forum hosted on Reddit created in support of Donald Trump.

Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald
by GetOffaMyLawn May 29, 2017
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Nickname for entreprenuer Donald Trump; As used on NBC's "The Apprentice"
Well, looks like The Donald has fired someone again tonight.
by Chad "1m" Mosher June 11, 2004
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The act of approaching random women to grab them by the pussy. (Typically only if you have enough money to bribe them into silence if things go south)
"Hey, did you see Thomas just hit that girl with the Donald?"
"Yeah, you can do that when you have enough money I hear."
by Jaresaurousrex December 19, 2016
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The part of your brain, located in your penis, that controls all high-level functioning.
"You definitely have a shot with Hanna, tonight."

"Eh. Not really my type."

"Dude! It's right THERE."

"I'll leave it up to The Donald."
by The Lover Victor Pooge April 01, 2010
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A sexual act in which the girl is on her knees, giving someone a bj, but right before he comes, he pulls out and finishes off in his hand. Then, he takes that hand and spreads it through the girls hair, giving her a comb-over (much like the hair-do Donald trump so handsomely sports). Then, with the left over cum, he slaps her across the face and says "YOU'RE FIRED!" and breaks up with her right then and there.

Or, for the ladies out there, do the same exact thing after giving him a hand job.
Man, I totally gave my girlfriend the Donald last night! Or should I say ex-girlfriend. She was so pissed!
by janeec May 03, 2008
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To take a crap on some ones head while performing the 69 position.
Rebecca Did the donald to me!
by Papa Jay April 14, 2005
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When titty fucking a girl with uneven breasts you wedge your dick against the small one and wrap the larger breast over your dick like a comb over.
Bro- Dude, I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck Susan the girl that lost her boob to cancer....
Dude- Bro, You'd have to give her "The Donald". You wedge your dick against the small one and wrap the larger breast over your dick like a comb over.
by Kevy-D August 17, 2011
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