The most badass Spanish teacher you'll ever meet. They call her Mrs.Sanchez but that is just a cover-up of her true identity. She is majestic, strong, cunning. She has the power to kick ass. She's so Spanish she'll speak Spanish in a French-speaking country. If you don't watch your back she'll shove a taco and/or a burrito up your ass. Never mess with the Sanch, she won't take it lightly. If you really wish to challenge her protect your upper lip from getting sanched. She has a beautiful wart on her nose and she has the legs of a schoolgirl. Her man face really brings out her eyes.
Oh shit! The Dirty Sanch just shoved a burrito up my asshole! It felt so good!