A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.
Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.
my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.
by the amphibian messiah September 19, 2005
a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!
by ken69 February 10, 2009
an asshole that no one likes except for their mothers. its even worse if you have one that doesnt wear a mouth gard thing because then they breathe all over you and where they breathe turns white and dies because of malaria. then they shove a bill in your face but you say fu-- then they bitch slap you and inject you with pain killers before you can finish saying fuck you. then when youre knocked out or in lala land they either forge your signature or steal your money or throw you in the industrial size meat grinder and feed your remains to their little demon kids that they never stop bitching about.
dentist:my kids have wings and red skin but no penis!
dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*
dentist:that didnt hurt
dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*
dentist:that didnt hurt
by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck November 18, 2006
by mista mandalicious March 4, 2005
By "tooth decay" do you mean anything metaphorical?
No, I'm using the phrase with its purely dentistic meaning.
No, I'm using the phrase with its purely dentistic meaning.
by teethieteeth June 15, 2009
an asshole whos gay and loves making you throw up by sticking sharp tools down your thoat then he/her takes more sharp objects and pokes your teeth wich hurts and then charges you money for it you go in with bad teeth you come out with ok teeth but they make you were braces for a long time and when your teeth finally look strait they're all retarded and say "you can go for another year"so they tighten your braces and and you give them $500
dentist: hi there let me tighten your braces and stick sharp objects down your thoat so you can bleed inside won't that be fun
me: no fuc--- *grabs and throws on chair*
dentist: now let me see ah let me take this knife and stab your teeth to fuck
me: you fucking basterd *kicks knife out of hand* now what bitch
dentist: all is well i have more
me: *kicks balls punches face and knees in balls again*
dentist: that didn't hurt there's nothing there*dentist yells proudly* (it's a man to)
me: no fuc--- *grabs and throws on chair*
dentist: now let me see ah let me take this knife and stab your teeth to fuck
me: you fucking basterd *kicks knife out of hand* now what bitch
dentist: all is well i have more
me: *kicks balls punches face and knees in balls again*
dentist: that didn't hurt there's nothing there*dentist yells proudly* (it's a man to)
by fuck my dentist November 19, 2006