Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
by Nubbins December 17, 2009
A canadian sex move, when the woman pours an entire bottle of maple syrup into her vagina and then you have sex with her.
by VeteranChild April 13, 2009
A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.
by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009
Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
by Deeznuts December 19, 2016
Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard
by The evil doctor December 21, 2019
by surfdog April 26, 2016
"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
by Buddah61 August 29, 2016