*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..
Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!.
by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010
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The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
by weirdgirl August 20, 2003
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Something made irrelavent by Bush
George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
by God October 12, 2003
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What george bush and dick cheney will change so good ol bushy can have another 20 yrs in office
giddyup horsey yeehaw im the president
by PlayDohMan March 3, 2005
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