"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."
by RaraAvis12 February 28, 2018
1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"
Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move
Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !
Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**
Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...
Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE
Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)
**end of scene** or should i say real life
Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !
Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**
Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...
Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE
Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)
**end of scene** or should i say real life
by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012
by jefeefefefe February 18, 2010