A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.
Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!
by LongWongBinLaden July 3, 2017
Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.
Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
by blmaxim February 8, 2006
That Ho is worse than the town bike man, she is the town carnival ride, she lets anyone that can fit on for a ride at the same time!
by Jon86 July 7, 2005
when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits
When everyone left the office last night, Sherie came to my cubical, and I gave her an Alabama Carnival Ride.
by sugar rimmed areolas December 7, 2008
Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.
Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?
by Bobo1967 December 10, 2010
by Sara Snider October 22, 2007
The act of a male lying on his back and a woman performing a handstand above the male junk, and then performs a blowjob while doing handstand pushups.
Croickey mate! i just got meself a carnival bell-dinger!
Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?
Tom: Yeah i think so, why?
Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!
Bob: Can your girlfriend do a handstand?
Tom: Yeah i think so, why?
Bob: Well then she can give you a carnival bell-dinger!!!
by Backyard Boiz June 4, 2011