One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal
In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.
by Boraghan Hasselhoff April 17, 2007
the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it
person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
by codbosucks January 13, 2011
The Juggalo Care Package Program, or J.C.P. was founded in 2004 with the purpose of sending care Packages to Juggalos and Juggalettes that are serving in the various branches of the Armed forces. The J.C.P. is dedicated to keeping Clown Luv alive and strong, even among the members of the Juggalo Family that are on the other side of the world. Regardless of your political views, or your thoughts on the war itself, we can all agree that the soldiers that are involved are some of the bravest and most respectable Ninjas of all.
The J.C.P. has created a way for civilian Juggalos to be able to easily show their Luv, respect, and support for Military Juggalos, through sending personalized letters and messages that we include in the packages that we send out. Along with these letters, The J.C.P. jam packs these packages with custom C.D.’s, Faygo, candy, snacks and all kinds of Juggalo Flava, all at the personal expense of the J.C.P. They make a point not to ask for financial donations (However, they do accept them if you feel comfortable) but instead what they ask for from the Juggalo Family is simple. If your associated with any Juggalo bands/musicians, Juggalo web sites, etc… any materials that you would be willing to donate (C.D.’s T-Shirts, Etc…) would be greatly appreciated and are all included in the packages they send out. From the rest of the Juggalo Family, they are asking for you to send in Letters, messages, and well wishes, and the addresses of Juggalos in the Military.
They put a lot of time and work into this program, but without the support of the Juggalo Family, none of this would be possible. Your support is essential. If you have any question or comments, contact the J.C.P. through e-mailing Sid@TheJCP.net, or simply check out The J.C.P's web pages: www.TheJCP.net www.myspace.com/JCP_2006
The J.C.P. has created a way for civilian Juggalos to be able to easily show their Luv, respect, and support for Military Juggalos, through sending personalized letters and messages that we include in the packages that we send out. Along with these letters, The J.C.P. jam packs these packages with custom C.D.’s, Faygo, candy, snacks and all kinds of Juggalo Flava, all at the personal expense of the J.C.P. They make a point not to ask for financial donations (However, they do accept them if you feel comfortable) but instead what they ask for from the Juggalo Family is simple. If your associated with any Juggalo bands/musicians, Juggalo web sites, etc… any materials that you would be willing to donate (C.D.’s T-Shirts, Etc…) would be greatly appreciated and are all included in the packages they send out. From the rest of the Juggalo Family, they are asking for you to send in Letters, messages, and well wishes, and the addresses of Juggalos in the Military.
They put a lot of time and work into this program, but without the support of the Juggalo Family, none of this would be possible. Your support is essential. If you have any question or comments, contact the J.C.P. through e-mailing Sid@TheJCP.net, or simply check out The J.C.P's web pages: www.TheJCP.net www.myspace.com/JCP_2006
In may/june of 2006, the J.C.P. sent out the most recent round of Juggalo Care Packages. They reached a record number of juggalos in the millitary, and were filled with more than ever before. this was the third round so far. the next batch of packages are already being constructed
by Rev. Drew Ullrich June 30, 2006
You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.
"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.
by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011
"He delivered the care package to her."
by Alias707 November 21, 2016
It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.
by E11evendashOne February 21, 2018
When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.
Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
by california.halifornia May 21, 2011