Calm yourself

Telling a specific person or group to calm down or chill out.

Person 1 - "Oh my god! I just failed my math test!"
Person 2 - "Bitch, calm yourself!"

by Ron L.. October 10, 2006

Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

oi jezza calm it kermit!

by jammersthejam July 24, 2010

Calm Up

Said to a person who isn't as excited/energetic as they should be.

Usually used in retaliation when being told to calm down. You're not going to calm down, they're going to calm the fuck up.

Person 1: HELL YEAH THE NEW CALL OF DUTY CAME OUT TODAY!

Person 2: Dude, calm down.

Person 1: SHIT MAN YOU NEED TO CALM UP!

by Salty Bawlz November 8, 2011

cucumber calm

the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.

Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.

by ticklepanties August 20, 2014

calm is the motive

a word used by only the finest of roadmen such as blondes and and casper the ghost lookin ass dudes, that describes what the motive is like/will be

pizzadude- that guy is eyeing us up

pakiman- don’t worry bro, calm is the motive
*mysterious blonde ghost runs away*

by lil pizza and yung paki April 24, 2019

calm down

What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.

-Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition-

"Calm down, go take a lie down somewhere".

by Cider Scorpion April 1, 2007

calm down

The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.

person 1: heyy, whatsup?
person 2: oh myy goddd calm downn!
person 1: what the fuck? im calm!!

by allie amy and lauren April 12, 2008