Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
by MeowCow06 September 8, 2009
by GreatMateFate July 11, 2017
calm, as in telling someone to calm down. Because they are being fucking not legit and no one needs that at their tay tay.
by not legit at all March 14, 2003
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C A L M or Calm is the fifth studio album produced by the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. The title is an acronym which stands for each of the band members names. Calum, Ashton, Luke, and Michael. The album was released in March of 2020 admits the Covid-19 pandemic because of this and a mishap release of 11,000 copies of the album being shipped out a week earlier causing calm to chart a week earlier, many fans believe that the album wasn't recognised to its full potential.
Track list(as of 2021);
1. Red Desert
2. No Shame
3. Old Me
4. Easier
5. Teeth
6. Wildflower
7. Best Years
8. Not in the Same Way
9. Lover of Mine
10. Thin White Lies
11. Lonely Heart
12. High
13. Kill My Time
Deluxe Album's include:
14. Easier Live From the Vault
15. Teeth Live From the Vault
16. No Shame Live From the Vault (a CD exclusive)
Track list(as of 2021);
1. Red Desert
2. No Shame
3. Old Me
4. Easier
5. Teeth
6. Wildflower
7. Best Years
8. Not in the Same Way
9. Lover of Mine
10. Thin White Lies
11. Lonely Heart
12. High
13. Kill My Time
Deluxe Album's include:
14. Easier Live From the Vault
15. Teeth Live From the Vault
16. No Shame Live From the Vault (a CD exclusive)
by Imnervousitsnicetofeelsomethin October 19, 2021
Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
by dangerousdairy January 7, 2012