Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.
Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions
by Kyza October 18, 2005
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1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me
1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."
by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004
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rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)
After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer
by a-con September 19, 2007
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when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
by richy34 December 13, 2010
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A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.
Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
by Johnny Spectacular February 24, 2005
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