by Jeff October 8, 2003
When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.
Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.
Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.
Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!
by It'sCakeAtStake March 19, 2019
noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
by Mike Garee October 13, 2003
by Joey October 13, 2003
slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).
by Sex Ed. Teacher October 8, 2003
How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
by calandale November 17, 2014
by Evil Tim October 14, 2003