A HUGE ass lie. The Smack Daddy Grand Mo'fo of ALL lies! You can't tell a lie bigger than "The Big Whopper", and there is only one way to redeem yourself if you tell "The Big Whopper" : start checking people's Amazon.com wish lists, and get out your credit card.
Uh oh. You told The Big Whopper. You're up shit's creek now, Bobo!