Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008
A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.
by WeezieB March 3, 2006
“Max is so over Celeste, look at him with Jasmine. He’s really into her, isn’t he?”
“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”
“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”
by Vasper November 26, 2020
by rels1997 April 5, 2012
Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"
Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"
Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"
by Dan Manata January 8, 2008
Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers
Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.
Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.
Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.
Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.
by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011
He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”
And people argue that beards can’t talk!
And people argue that beards can’t talk!
by Binnjiminn July 3, 2019