AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

by lordwibblewobble August 3, 2020

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u wurk at applebees

The most horrifying insult towards anyone imagined.

Henry: Your the biggest loser ever and no one seems to love you

Dirk: you work at applebees

ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.

u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.

by FaCt BoI April 1, 2018

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Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 12, 2010

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Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 10, 2010

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