Angry Pirate

An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate.

See also Angry Penguin

You gave your girlfriend an Angry Pirate last night.

by Binary Nation September 13, 2004

angry pirate

Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.

I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate!

by Joe February 13, 2005

angry pirate

While this is a fun sport, I advise you all not to perform the angry prirate on female law students; it will not work out all that well for you in the end.

I gave this girl in my class an angry pirate and now she is suing me for an intentional tort.

by caffeine92109 March 1, 2006

Angry Pirate

The face you make in a picture taken when you are to drunk to remember or to drunk to care that you shouldn't be in the picture anyways.

-Did You drink last night?

-Oh yeah, check out my angry pirate face on facebook.

by Charlie Hustle II November 27, 2010

angry pirate

After banging a girl in her tight pussy, ass and finally her mouth, Shoot your sperm rocket in her eye. When she says arggghhhh kick her in the shin and say "I just gave you and angry pirate!!!"

After fucking Stephanie in every hole, I pulled out of her tight pussy and shot a sperm rocked in her right eye. She instead of saying arggghhh, said what the fuck, so I kicked her in her shin and slapped her in the ass and ran away.

by I bang tight pussy June 30, 2004

Angry Pirate

When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.

I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.

by Pipes March 17, 2004

angry pirate

A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub

Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.

If there is any confusion, please contact Brak at [e-mail]

Hey Buddy is all ya need to know, stay away from all imposters of deviations of the "Angry Pirate"

by Preston Campbell May 21, 2005